1. chicagopubliclibrary:

“Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.”

Happy birthday, Bill Nye! Born November 27th, 1955.
The Chicago Public Library has a large selection of Bill Nye books. Click here to check out the list.

This is just great life advice. Happy birthday, good sir!


    “Everyone you will ever meet knows something you don’t.”

    Happy birthday, Bill Nye! Born November 27th, 1955.

    The Chicago Public Library has a large selection of Bill Nye books. Click here to check out the list.

    This is just great life advice. Happy birthday, good sir!

    God save thy grace, King Hal! my royal Hal!

    The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame!

    God save thee, my sweet boy!

    My lord chief-justice, speak to that vain man.

    Have you your wits? know you what ‘tis to speak?

    My king! my Jove! I speak to thee, my heart!

    I know thee not, old man: fall to thy prayers;
    How ill white hairs become a fool and jester!

    — Hal’s final repudiation of Falstaff, from Henry IV: Part II, V.v. [single tear]

  3. But to say I know more harm in him than in myself,
    were to say more than I know. That he is old, the
    more the pity, his white hairs do witness it; but
    that he is, saving your reverence, a whoremaster,
    that I utterly deny. If sack and sugar be a fault,
    God help the wicked! if to be old and merry be a
    sin, then many an old host that I know is damned: if
    to be fat be to be hated, then Pharaoh’s lean kine
    are to be loved. No, my good lord; banish Peto,
    banish Bardolph, banish Poins: but for sweet Jack
    Falstaff, kind Jack Falstaff, true Jack Falstaff,
    valiant Jack Falstaff, and therefore more valiant,
    being, as he is, old Jack Falstaff, banish not him
    thy Harry’s company, banish not him thy Harry’s
    company: banish plump Jack, and banish all the world.

    — Falstaff pleads for clemency from his beloved Hal. He is pathetic here—both of them know how lecherous and greedy and legitimately harmful he is—but what’s also apparent is just how much he loves Hal. It’s heartbreaking. From Henry IV: Part I, II.iv.

  4. Now, my co-mates and brothers in exile,
    Hath not old custom made this life more sweet
    Than that of painted pomp? Are not these woods
    More free from peril than the envious court?
    Here feel we but the penalty of Adam,
    The seasons’ difference, as the icy fang
    And churlish chiding of the winter’s wind,
    Which, when it bites and blows upon my body,
    Even till I shrink with cold, I smile and say
    ‘This is no flattery: these are counsellors
    That feelingly persuade me what I am.’
    Sweet are the uses of adversity,
    Which, like the toad, ugly and venomous,
    Wears yet a precious jewel in his head;
    And this our life exempt from public haunt
    Finds tongues in trees, books in the running brooks,
    Sermons in stones and good in every thing.
    I would not change it.

    — Duke Senior, an exiled ruler, celebrates his new, rustic lifestyle in As You Like It, II.i.

  5. O, that this too too solid flesh would melt
    Thaw and resolve itself into a dew!
    Or that the Everlasting had not fix’d
    His canon ‘gainst self-slaughter! O God! God!
    How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable,
    Seem to me all the uses of this world!
    Fie on’t! ah fie! ‘tis an unweeded garden,
    That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature.

    — This is my favorite of all of Hamlet’s soliloquies. From Hamlet, I.ii.

  6. Whoever hath her wish, thou hast thy ‘Will,’
    And ‘Will’ to boot, and ‘Will’ in overplus;
    More than enough am I that vex thee still,
    To thy sweet will making addition thus.
    Wilt thou, whose will is large and spacious,
    Not once vouchsafe to hide my will in thine?
    Shall will in others seem right gracious,
    And in my will no fair acceptance shine?
    The sea all water, yet receives rain still
    And in abundance addeth to his store;
    So thou, being rich in ‘Will,’ add to thy ‘Will’
    One will of mine, to make thy large ‘Will’ more.
    Let no unkind, no fair beseechers kill;
    Think all but one, and me in that one ‘Will.’

    — All kinds of word play in sonnet 135.

  7. I must eat my dinner.
    This island’s mine, by Sycorax my mother,
    Which thou takest from me. When thou camest first,
    Thou strokedst me and madest much of me, wouldst give me
    Water with berries in’t, and teach me how
    To name the bigger light, and how the less,
    That burn by day and night: and then I loved thee
    And show’d thee all the qualities o’ the isle,
    The fresh springs, brine-pits, barren place and fertile:
    Cursed be I that did so! All the charms
    Of Sycorax, toads, beetles, bats, light on you!
    For I am all the subjects that you have,
    Which first was mine own king: and here you sty me
    In this hard rock, whiles you do keep from me
    The rest o’ the island.

    — You tell ‘em, Caliban. They’re a bunch of colonialist pigs. (From The Tempest, I.ii.)

    God keep your ladyship still in that mind! so some
    gentleman or other shall ‘scape a predestinate
    scratched face.

    Scratching could not make it worse, an ‘twere such
    a face as yours were.

    Well, you are a rare parrot-teacher.

    A bird of my tongue is better than a beast of yours.

    — All screwball comedies were born here, at this moment. Much Ado About Nothing, I.i.

  9. For a taste:
    If a hart do lack a hind,
    Let him seek out Rosalind.
    If the cat will after kind,
    So be sure will Rosalind.
    Winter garments must be lined,
    So must slender Rosalind.
    They that reap must sheaf and bind;
    Then to cart with Rosalind.
    Sweetest nut hath sourest rind,
    Such a nut is Rosalind.
    He that sweetest rose will find
    Must find love’s prick and Rosalind.
    This is the very false gallop of verses: why do you
    infect yourself with them?

    — Touchstone mocks Orlando’s terrible love poetry in As You Like It, III.ii.

  10. Out upon her! Thou torturest me, Tubal: it was my
    turquoise; I had it of Leah when I was a bachelor:
    I would not have given it for a wilderness of monkeys.

    — Shylock learns that his daughter traded away (in exchange for a monkey) the ring her mother, his dead wife, gave him before they were married. I love the image of “a wilderness of monkeys.” From The Merchant of Venice, III.i.

  11. She should have died hereafter;
    There would have been a time for such a word.
    To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
    Creeps in this petty pace from day to day
    To the last syllable of recorded time,
    And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
    The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
    Life’s but a walking shadow, a poor player
    That struts and frets his hour upon the stage
    And then is heard no more: it is a tale
    Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
    Signifying nothing.

    — You’ve heard it before but it bears repeating, Macbeth’s monologue in Macbeth, V.v.

  12. For I must tell you friendly in your ear,
    Sell when you can: you are not for all markets:

    — Ultimate insult-disguised-as-advice from Rosalind to poor Phebe in As You Like It, III.v.

  13. Cordelia, Cordelia! stay a little.

    — Lear, presented with his daughter’s corpse. From King Lear, V.iii

  14. Why bastard? wherefore base?
    When my dimensions are as well compact,
    My mind as generous, and my shape as true,
    As honest madam’s issue? Why brand they us
    With base? with baseness? bastardy? base, base?

    — Look at that alliteration. Edmund in King Lear, I.ii.

  15. First Murderer
    He’s a traitor.

    Thou liest, thou shag-hair’d villain!

    First Murderer What, you egg!
    Stabbing him
    Young fry of treachery!

    — Breakfast-related insults in Macbeth IV.ii.